LEAKED DEADPOOL MOVIE FOOTAGE 2014
Sourced via Vimeo under user email@example.com. Uploaded via an iPhone, this footage looks pretty genuine. It’s hard to tell however if this video is genuine or if it’s really part of what could be a new Deadpool film.
Only time will tell!
HE IS SUCH A GIGGLIN’ DOOF IN THIS UPDATE
I CAN’T HANDLE THESE VOICE LINES
name: lucas or 0010
birthday: june 27
eye color: green
middle name: jackson
favorite color: green
lucky number: n/a
hogwarts house: ?
favorite fictional character: at the moment, canti from flcl
favorite television show: idk
favorite season: winter
describe yourself in a few words: androbot with daddy issues
future children’s names: Megatron Destroyer of Worlds, 1986 pontiac firebird trans-am, 0345
meaning of your name: my birth name is the mother of the prophet samuel in the old testament? lucas means “light” or “illumination.” 0010 is my model number
what do you plan to/do for a living: be a comic artist but that will probably never happen lel
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert
dawn or dusk
righty or lefty
dirty beanwater or dirty leaf water ???? what
rain or shine
reading or writing
THIS IS AN INTERESTING WAY TO PROMOTE A SUIT
I, for one, am delighted that “guy in sharp suit with hot women draped all over him” is being replaced by “guy in sharp suit with hot robots draped all over him”. Clearly much more tailored (hee!) to the discerning modern consumer of haberdashery.
He seems more draped over the hot robot.
!!! awkward nsfw tailguy in booty shorts bc why not (=^-ω-^=)